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Posted on 17th Apr at 12:17 PM, with 6,134 notes

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

Posted on 17th Apr at 11:27 AM, with 2 notes
"Because I got sober young, most of my experience of being an addict has been in recovery—with the “ism” rather than the “alcohol.” And that’s what we’re finally beginning to talk about, after all these decades: that being an addict is less about the titillating glamour of active drug use and subsequent salvation, and more about a way in which the brain is wired, a way a person thinks and acts and exists in the world. It’s an unfinished story, one without a definitive beginning or end. It’s a story that sleeps in you, a door that’s been left cracked open, unfinished plot lines that dangle like exposed wires."
Posted on 17th Apr at 11:22 AM, with 2 notes
"

Dually diagnosed with depression and alcoholism, there were no trumpets blowing or clouds parting when I got sober. Instead I was stripped of my self-medicating buffer and not immediately equipped with an arsenal of new coping mechanisms. The neural pathways of addiction had been dug, and I didn’t get to undig them. So I found other ways to race down their highways: food, obsessive crushes, overworking, overspending, travel.


At seventeen years old, early sobriety was also intensely lonely. My old friends were supportive, but they didn’t make great kick-it buddies anymore. Meanwhile, the kids I met at college were just starting to drink. Young People’s twelve-step meetings in my area were mostly populated by upper-middle-class teenagers who’d been ejected from spin-dry treatment programs. Their parents bought them cars for staying sober. There was a heavy hook-up culture that I didn’t vibe with, but outside of that, my dating options appeared to be straight-edge vegan bike messengers or celibacy. I chose the latter.

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Posted on 17th Apr at 10:10 AM, with 4,378 notes

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

Posted on 17th Apr at 9:58 AM, with 32,961 notes
amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit
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amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

Posted on 17th Apr at 9:55 AM, with 256,740 notes
"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

Posted on 17th Apr at 12:25 AM, with 6,548 notes

Top secret ICAC footage of Barry O’Farrell

Tagged: #auspol,
Posted on 17th Apr at 12:21 AM, with 8 notes
"

On the one hand, I’m like, Why does this shit happen to me? And on the other hand, I’m like, Why am I talking about this so much?”

I guess I’m talking about it because it happened. Which is the tricky flip side of Sontag’s critique. We may have turned the wounded woman into a kind of goddess, romanticized her illness and idealized her suffering, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t happen. Women still have wounds: broken hearts and broken bones and broken lungs. How do we talk about these wounds without glamorizing them? Without corroborating an old mythos that turns female trauma into celestial constellations worthy of worship?

The moment we start talking about wounded women, we risk transforming their suffering from an aspect of the female experience into an element of the female constitution—​perhaps its finest, frailest consummation. The ancient Greek Menander once said: “Woman is a pain that never goes away.”He probably just meant women were trouble, but his words hold a more sinister suggestion: the possibility that being a woman requires being in pain, that pain is the unending glue and prerequisite of female consciousness.

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Grand Unified Theory of Female Pain

I won’t be satisfied until everyone I know reads this. I’m making a playlist of it with things I think articulate pain well.

Tagged: #self harm tw, #ed tw,
Posted on 17th Apr at 12:11 AM, with 4 notes

I was thinking about how with the Parks and Rec quiz I got Donna and how she shelled out $200 for April’s registration into the wine tasting event so that April could drink heaps of free fancy wine and be a massive youthful wonderful dick, and how that is exactly what I would do for a mate. 

Posted on 17th Apr at 12:09 AM, with 5 notes

People should really know by now not to ask me how I am unless they want the answer, eh? And that the answer will be long and I’ve said it a few times that day and it shows. 

Posted on 17th Apr at 12:01 AM, with 5 notes

petitesurrealiste:

splinterfingers said: I always get INFP. And I don’t really want to. But that’s ok.

having reviewed the description of infp again, it’s mostly pretty selfless and beautiful. I guess we could try to embrace it?

I mostly feel like I’m far too selfish an asshole to merit such a nice classification

then again, we could completely disregard Jungian psychology, which I’m most probably in favour of…

hmph.

 

i like shallow pleasure in pop psychology! i like the way that between this and the chaotic neutral, my pop culture parallels are garfield and lumpy space princess.

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